January 2012
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
At a restaurant:
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
After proving someone wrong.
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That moment when your writing a test and your...
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December 2011
When google tries to finish your sentence
infatuatedjapaneselocal:
That moment when your parents actually say yes →
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Watch-lovelisa:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
When everyone loves the person you can't stand.
So, this is basically what New Year's is like.
behindeverysmileliesabrokenheart:
It’s 11:59PM on December 31, 2011.
It’s 12AM on January 1.
Ten minutes later, realize nothing has changed.
When your teacher complains about having to grade... →
Bitch you gave us the work!
that awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
jeaannguyen:
ewitsmatt:
Every fucking time lol xp
HAHAHAHAHAH!
